SirMrGuyHuman

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  1. SirMrGuyHuman

    US having German Guns

    also no option to buy skins, because I would love one of those red band Garands, as seen here: (btw i don't use tanker that's just a bugged heavy set gold lol) stat padding, bannable are you joking? There are easier ways to get that one lol Also why WAR? lmaoooooo
  2. SirMrGuyHuman

    AA gun, gun sights glitch.

    Working as intended, unironically. The sights adjust based on the angle that you're aiming. It's balanced on a gimbal, so if you were to look straight up and actually use it against planes it would balance out and adjust. The same applies to the German AA gun sight.
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    Why Soviets so OP

    absolutely agree because it's a hunk of crap and none of my infantrymen have one equipped lol
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    Why Soviets so OP

    It has superior damage, range, it kills Armor... If Assault Rifles were cooking appliances, the StG would be the fuccing Thermomix. It does even have the same kind of deranged cultists fans! Like the Thermomix, yay! I love my StG guys, with it I can cook, chop, crush, emulsify, whip, mix, steam, blend, knead, grind, simmer, grate, and mill shoot at distance, at mid range, at close quarters, at Armor, snipe, provide support fire plus it can function as a kettle, slow cooker, and sous-vide an MG, an SMG, a sniper rifle. I wonder if I also can make yogurt with my StG-44. Hell Yeah! It's the device of wonders!, brought to you by Werwork Reto! And it only costs $1,500 1 million credits! Sure it is expensive, but you don't need the rest of your kitchen arsenal if you buy the damned captured Thermomix StG! I bought it and it changed MY LIFE!
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    why is this game so dark?

    Bah, they don't have weapon statistics for "vision". How would they know? They only do updates based on player statistics for each specific weapon.
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    Why Soviets so OP

    Spoken truly like one who barely even plays the game. 5k xp on your most used soldier over an entire 30 days? Now that's some real experience. btw Karl Marx is extremely cringe, and naming your character after him is even moreso
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    Fun little graphical bug

    Mostly low, my shitbox computer runs this game badly enough already
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    Fun little graphical bug

    A picture is worth a thousand words...
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    Why Soviets so OP

    It is infinitely worse than StG and M2 imagine using anything besides the Carbine, captured or US Also imagine not understanding sarcasm lol Carbine with only trigger because I was grinding credits at the time, was playing against some GE friends of mine to mess with them. Carbine sucks and only does well when modded with at least 3 mods right??? BAR and JMG technically aren't even LMGs, they really fulfill a different role. If you're using either as an actual LMG that's your fault. Not to mention, you clearly don't know how to mod the JMG if you think it's terrible lol. Just refer to @Sjf0212and his modding guide. I've still yet to see you ever get a KD above 1.0 in any game I've ever played w/ or against you so far btw, so maybe it's a you problem
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    The new weather

    You...you really think any camo besides Palma Amoeba Fall is actually good? ha! no, no no... you need to play more of this game in general, tard of the re variety!
  11. SirMrGuyHuman

    why is this game so dark?

    It must never be sunny in the Copenhagen attic known as Reto headquarters
  12. SirMrGuyHuman

    Why Soviets so OP

    They're kinda not, AVS is a little shite, DT is ok, PPSh is pretty good, nothing else is worth mentioning. Bro buff carbine more it really really really needs a buff to counter the super overpowered StG right? Also nerf StG back to 450 RPM (fun fact, the player gun stats didn't change much at all when they did that, perhaps it had something to do with the skill of the players using them and not the gun itself?) Lmao are you seriously saying SU is better than US? Dig your head out of the sand. DP is average, DT is average, MT is average. They're just reliable, none of them are extremely good. hahahahaha carbine lmao sure The people who cry GE is UP are almost as pathetic as the people who cry it is OP
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    The new weather

    I personally find it funny how CERTAIN US mains immediately lay the blame on GE even though this update only screws over everybody. Not to mention, US has black fieldcamo which is just as effective as splittermuster mountain, while Soviets have Palma Amoeba Fall, which has always been the most effective camouflage. Maybe some players would prefer to actually see the entire map and not have the entire thing be a contrast of piss yellow and pitch black, as opposed to the minuscule advantage of a somewhat darker uniform, an advantage which only applies if you're a dirty bush rat? (Which I know from experience that you are one)
  14. SirMrGuyHuman

    Reduce the smoke when you shoot!!!

    I would argue that this one point alone is already more important than gun smoke in any form. Why is the game so dark?
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    Stuck at Anti-cheat enabled. Fetching your profile...

    honhon baguette parlez-vous anglais? parce que les regles disent:
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    Reduce the smoke when you shoot!!!

    >says smoke doesn't exist >also didn't test game before releasing an update that had skies and rivers made of pee or tampon stain while making everything else pitch black from intensified shadows oh btw everybody buy your US black fieldcamo, GE green pea/field grey 39, SU Palma amoeba fall
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    Badges make you smart

    useless unless you're a genius who uses an MG42 MG42 is garbage btw Clearly you don't perform well enough in intense firefights to see the need to use more mags in a shorter period of time lol
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    Badges make you smart

    FRG>HSG
  19. SirMrGuyHuman

    Reduce the smoke when you shoot!!!

    Honestly, smoke isn't the issue right now. The real issue is that this new update made the game even darker, when the game was already so dark that you often can't see things in even the lightest of shadows. Bad update reto
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    The Luchs, a bad high tier light tank

    What? This could never be the case! Having multiple community managers from the same US clan all talking about how TTK doesn't matter after giving their own faction guns that have the best TTKs? Never! Community managers that have unprecedented power who happen to be a member of a certain US clan? Never!
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    This post will change the gunplay

    Nice essay bro. I read all of this and still just have one little thing to say: If you want gun realism go play HLL or PS lmao
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    Effects when repairing

    Working as intended
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    This post will change the gunplay

    No, no it won't. Go play PS or HLL if you want gun realism.
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    The Luchs, a bad high tier light tank

    I got the Luchs before Armor 2.0, haven't used it since Armor 2.0. The DPS is terrible, the mobility is meh, the survivability is terrible, it has the spawn timer of a Tiger I, it costs an insane amount to spawn... There's no point in using it. It's just bad. My main light tank is the Pz. 1, and that's only because 2 machine guns shred infantry, and that thing actually has good mobility and surprisingly trollish component placement.
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    The grass is in fact greener on the other side this time

    good riddance Assault RIFLE*, singular. The M2. Oh, so like the last 4 years.